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Humor

Uses for an AOL CD

tape two together with some space between them to make a floppy disc case. (nice when you want to carry a floppy disc around in your backpack but dont want the disc to get destroyed)

After Years of Searching, Bob Drowned in the Fountain of youth (If I could draw, it would be a comic)

Words to Live By

He who hesitates is probably right
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
If at first you don't succeed, forget it, it can't be done.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (the first gets caught in the trap)

Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines

Bad comeback: I'm not slow, I'm big boned! (slow in the head)